"So... Looks like we're alone tonight..." he noted to his girlfriend.
"Yeah..." she replied.
"Completely alone..." he said, inching closer.
"Just the two of us..." she grinned at him as he put his arm around her.
Suddenly, the phone rang.
"OH, COME ON!" he shouted. "I'm not answering it," he muttered to his girlfriend. "Moment-killer..."
His girlfriend pulled him closer, embracing him as they kissed passionately.
"Hi, this is Jay Learner," the answering machine said. "Please leave a message after the beep."
As they kissed, the machine loudly beeped.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER?!" a male voice boomed from the phone.
The two quickly broke the kiss. "That was my dad!" the young woman exclaimed. "My dad... is dead! He's been dead for two years now."