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"So... Looks like we're alone tonight..." he noted to his girlfriend.

"Yeah..." she replied.

"Completely alone..." he said, inching closer.

"Just the two of us..." she grinned at him as he put his arm around her.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

"OH, COME ON!" he shouted. "I'm not answering it," he muttered to his girlfriend. "Moment-killer..."

His girlfriend pulled him closer, embracing him as they kissed passionately.

"Hi, this is Jay Learner," the answering machine said. "Please leave a message after the beep."

As they kissed, the machine loudly beeped.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER?!" a male voice boomed from the phone.

The two quickly broke the kiss. "That was my dad!" the young woman exclaimed. "My dad... is dead! He's been dead for two years now."
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
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:iconbluerosepokemonfan:
BlueRosePokemonFan Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN XD
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ChristopherUnchosen Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
XD

2spooky 4 u, amirite? XD
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:iconbluerosepokemonfan:
BlueRosePokemonFan Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Actually you are wrong


not too spooks .3.
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ChristopherUnchosen Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
B-but... WHO WAS PHONE, THO?!
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:iconbluerosepokemonfan:
BlueRosePokemonFan Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Who opened the fridge when nobody was in the laundry?

XD


PHONE STOP BEING DEMON POSSESSED
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO RESIST THE DEMONS
RESSSSSSSSSSSISSSSSSSSSSSSSSST XD
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ChristopherUnchosen Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
:O WHAAAT

XD You're crazy XD
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:iconbluerosepokemonfan:
BlueRosePokemonFan Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm not actually kidding.....it opened as I walked out



And why thankyou for noticing .3.
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ChristopherUnchosen Featured By Owner May 9, 2014
Freaky o_o You're haaaaaunteeeeeddd... XD

You're welcome :3 XD
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Naginos-LeSerpe Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
IF THE DAD IS DEAD
AND THE BOY IS WITH THE GIRL






THEN WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE?
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ChristopherUnchosen Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
OH NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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